Privacy Policy
Last updated: 2025
Midlife Man is a publication of Shiribblly Man Media LLC, legally based in the great state of Arkansas. We keep things simple, sharp, and respectful — including how we handle your information.
This policy explains what we collect, what we don’t, and how we use the tiny slivers of data that make websites function. No corporate double-talk. No cloak-and-dagger data harvesting. Just the truth.
What We Collect (and Why)
Analytics
We use standard analytics tools — including Google Analytics and the Meta Pixel — to understand what pages people read, what they click, and whether anyone is actually paying attention.
This data is anonymous and helps us improve the site so it stays useful, clean, and sharp.
We do not sell your data, barter it, trade it for pocket knives, or share it with anyone who isn’t helping us run the site.
Cookies
Yes, we use cookies.
No, the chocolate-chip kind aren’t included.
Cookies help the site remember basic preferences and allow analytics tools to function. You can block them in your browser if you prefer — the site should still work fine.
Affiliate Links
Some of the products you see on Midlife Man contain affiliate links.
If you click one and buy something, we may earn a small commission — at no extra cost to you.
We only link to things we actually like, find interesting, or think might help you stay sharp. We don’t promote junk, we don’t do sneaky pay-to-play, and we don’t pretend a bad product is good.
Email & Contact
Right now, we do not collect emails for newsletters or marketing.
There is no contact form.
If you want to reach us, you can email:
staysharp@mid-life-man.com
We read everything, respond selectively, and delete spam without a single tear.
Accounts & Memberships
We don’t have user accounts, logins, membership levels, or anything that requires you to hand over personal info.
This is a clean, open site. Browse freely.
What We Don’t Do
• We don’t sell your personal information.
• We don’t collect sensitive data.
• We don’t store what you don’t voluntarily send.
• We don’t track you across the internet like a digital bloodhound.
• We don’t hoard unnecessary data. That’s weird.
Legal Stuff
Shiribblly Man Media LLC
Based in Arkansas, USA
If we ever update this policy, we’ll refresh the date at the top — because transparency is easier than mystery.
Stay Sharp
If you have privacy questions that actually matter, email us.
If you’re trying to sell us SEO “services,” your message will be immediately sacrificed to the spam gods.